9 typical reactions to Singtel broadband Internet down on Saturday morning

I just burst my mobile data cap posting this article via Singtel 4G.

Belmont Lay | December 03, 2016, 02:29 PM

Update: Singtel waives data charges for mobile customers affected by broadband outage

Singtel broadband Internet service went down spectacularly bright and early on Saturday, Dec. 3 at about 8am.

As people woke up to a breezy weekend preparing to sit down to watch cable television and molest their smartphones and tablets, the dawning realisation that there is no WiFi service at home swept through the island republic.

The outage doesn't look like it has been solved as of 2.30pm.

Here are nine typical reactions Singaporeans have when the Singtel broadband Internet went down:

1. You thought it was your own fault but turns out it was Singtel's fault reaction:

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The number of "no wonders" are too damn high.

2. All it takes is for the Internet to go down and life is in disarray reaction:

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When SG Secure initiative was launched, no one foresaw the Internet going down as a fundamental threat to Singapore's delicate fabric of life.

 

3. Why am I so unlucky reaction

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Buy 4D tonight.

 

4. The schadenfreude reaction

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Looks like these are the real lottery winners.

5. The blame the Chinese and Russians reaction

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Must be the hackers.

 

6. The philosophical reaction

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Can see some hair growing on plenty of chins this morning from all that massaging and caressing.

 

7. The realisation that all telcos are connected one way or another reation

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In Singapore, everything is connected.

8. The demand waiver and refund reaction

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These are the realists.

 

9. The Armageddon reaction

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FML.

 

Related article:

Singtel waives data charges for mobile customers affected by broadband outage

 

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