In case you have no idea what Chinese zombies look like, here they are:

The yellow talisman is usually pasted on the zombie's forehead, works to disable the creature (in horror movies, anyway).

And if you've always wanted one of those, Singapore brand FLABSLAB is in the process of making them:

From left to write, the characters on the talismans read "Cao Ni Ma", "Wang Ba Dan", and "Ta Ma De"

For those not familiar with Chinese, two out of three talismans involve unsavoury comments about people's mothers, while one of them (the middle one) simply says "bastard".

This will hopefully deter any potential thief from swiping the luggage lest their mother be insulted.

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Samples just in. Taking over the shitty world in 2019. One fucking tag at a time. Soon come... 🖕🏻🖕🏻

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The talismans will launch early next year, but the price has yet to be released.

FLABSLAB also sells other artworks, such as enamel pins, sculptures, actions figures, and resin toys.

Top image from FLABSLAB's Facebook and Instagram

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