Just when you thought the plot couldn't twist any further without severe distortions to the reality field, the best friend of the gold digger girl has come out to admit writing the original gold digger confession post on NUSWhispers.
The purpose of this latest admission is to apologise to the two-timing girl and to clarify to everyone who is still following this that she is "definitely not a gold digger".
And it also serves as an act of contrition for mucking up and letting the whole Singapore know about the First World Problems of a university-attending student in Singapore instead of just being a tight-lipped confidant.
But from the looks of it, the best friend has now been reduced to former best friend:
Yes, yes, for those of you who are sceptical and don't believe this whole affair is even real, here's something to think about though:
Hands up those of you who read the above confession in a girl's voice?
Hands up those who read this latest confession and thought it was written by a guy?
Because there is no mention if it was written by a him or a her but my sixth sense tells me this latest confession is written by a guy.
And he was all along in the gold digger's friendzone.
Part 1 of saga: Internet recommends NUS gold digger dump her HDB-class boyfriend who is too good for her
Part 2 of saga: NUS gold digger apologises to HDB-class boyfriend for gold digging antics
Part 3 of saga: Turns out, NUS gold digger did not reveal she’s attached, was leading the law school guy on
Part 4 of saga: NUS gold digger’s HDB-class, NS-going boyfriend has come out with his confession
So, this also means we haven't heard from the original gold digger yet.
We shall wait with bated breath
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