Parody MTV for the Pasir Ris lorry vs cyclist incident has on point lyrics

Witty.

Jonathan Lim | December 27, 2018, 02:25 PM

The hype behind the lorry vs cyclist incident is just about dying down, with both driver and cyclist arrested.

But if you can't get enough of the drama, this parody MTV by Malaysian songwriter Jordan Fong may just be the thing for you.

Based on Singaporean singer A-Do's hit song 他一定很爱你 (He must really love you), the song, 他一定很生气 (He must be really pissed), is sung from the perspective of someone who admires the actions of the lorry driver.

Here's the MTV he uploaded on Dec. 23 (we'll translate the lyrics for you below):

Lyrics:

我开着Lori (I'm driving my lorry)

手握着steering (Hand on the steering wheel)

想要叫你骑到旁边去 (Hoping to ask you to peddle to the side)

你越走越近 (You come closer and closer)

水瓶丢车镜 (Throw your water bottle at the car mirror)

我措手不及 (Catching me by surprise)

只能够撞下去 (So I can only crash into you)

你应该在车底 (And you should be under the car)

不应该在草地 (And not on the grass patch)

看到你们我就生气 (Seeing you all makes me angry)

这样一来我也比较容易开心 (I would be happier)

给我撞你的勇气 (If given the courage to crash into you)

他一定很生气 (He (lorry driver) must be pissed)

不要乱丢水瓶 (Don't throw your water bottle indiscriminately)

撞你也只用了一秒钟而已 (Crashing into you only takes a second)

他已经很客气 (He was already very considerate)

比我撞的还轻 (Crashing into you with less force than I would)

如果像我这样孩子气 (If it were childish me)

你就没命 (You'd already be dead)

Top image composite from Roads.sg and Jordan Fong