The recent spate of MRT breakdowns have greatly reaffirmed our love for our public transport.

In fact, it has since made people allude said breakdowns to literary author Franz Kafka:

Rode all of red line today, and experienced @SMRT_Singapore'a train disruption in the most kafkaesque manner possible.

— R (@youmeanron) August 18, 2017

Rode all of red line today, and experienced @SMRT_Singapore'a train disruption in the most kafkaesque manner possible.

And what better way to demonstrate your poetic love for our trains, by comparing your emotional meltdowns to the fitting metaphor of MRT trains, while proudly wearing it -- preferably on the trains?

You read right. And yes, this is something really available for purchase.

If comparing yourself to a regularly-stalling train isn't your favourite thing, you can also check out their other shirts which pokes fun at local phrases, or some pretty snarky references to current affairs.

Don't like having controversial tees? Then this one is the one for you, which is sure to bring you (and those who read the words on your chest at least 8 times) some form of prosperity and luck.

I want one!

Each shirt retails at $15.90 each.

They are available in the sizes S-XXL, with the exact dimensions on the actual website itself.

You may visit this site to order your very own tee - the next time a train breakdown makes you upset, the shirt will do all the explaining for you.

Top image adapted via Shootbird.com