If you ever find yourself tired of adulting, these less-than-pleasant memories from your childhood should remind you of the perks of adulthood: saying no t0 gross stuff because you can.
1. Cod Liver Oil
More specifically, Scott's Cod Liver oil. Thick, fishy viscosity that coats your tongue entirely. Yikes. To alleviate your childhood trauma, check out our remake of the classic commercial:
2. Herbal concoctions
Pick your poison: Luo Han Guo? Ling Yang (Antelope horns)? Ren Sheng (Ginseng)? The bitter aftertaste lingers even if you were allowed to have candy. Just when you thought it's finally gone, you burp the taste back up.
3. Canes
A sharp sting on your flesh, followed by the sensation of a searing split. For days afterwards you stare mournfully at the welts on your arms and legs, salient reminders of your wrong-doing.
4. Vaccinations
Remember trying to act cool when it's your classmate's turn and you're the next in line? Yeah.
5. Going barefoot in a public toilet
Even if you had no working knowledge of germs, you could still feel the filth and bacteria crawling up your feet. Eeks.
6. Enema (for constipation)
Tell me I'm not the only one.
Guys...?
7. Syrup medication
Sickly sweet syrup in neon colours that can never quite slide down your throat entirely. Shudder.
8. Being made to eat Chinese parsley
One tiny speck of this fatal garnish can overpower everything else on your plate. Ughhh.
9. Obscure relatives smothering you in their bosoms
When you're young and helpless, you gotta pay respects to your elders. Even if it means letting them suffocate you.
10. Signing report card
If you were the average Singaporean student, chances are, you would've failed a thing or two along the way. When report card season rolls around, it's also time for your parents to roll up their sleeves...
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