5 non-lawbreaking FB complaints to the Singapore Police that should make us feel ashamed of ourselves

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Joshua Lee | October 01, 2016, 02:29 PM

For our men in blue, it's not enough to catch bad guys and keep our streets safe.

The Singapore Police Force (SPF) also has to contend with a barrage of inane questions on their Facebook wall -- questions that toe the line between hilarity and stupidity.

We picked out a few from this Imgur album.

 

1. "Cher, he splash water on me".

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2. The hippie who don't approve of vaccines and chemicals in water.

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3. The severe crime of Hurting One's Feelings.

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4. The non-question

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5. Singapore Police, also the Moral Police.

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We leave you with a gentle reminder that our SPF folks work hard everyday to keep us safe.

We can do our part by educating ourselves on what counts as crime, and what needs to be reported. This ensures that they can focus on actual problems -- problems that don't include your douchebag friend on Instagram.

 

More folks asking the SPF for stuff:

11 Facebook complaints you never expect the Singapore Police Force would have to deal with

 

Top photo adapted from TrueBlueLine.net.

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