Like how you would associate a wizard with a staff or a wand, starter pack memes illustrate must-have items or action of people who fit a certain image. In other words, stereotypes.
So here's the Singaporean mum's starter pack, according to Reddit user @tomatocarrotjuice:
Some items are pretty obvious: mums wanting their children to be doctors, the colourful canes that whacked our grades (well, our bums) into shape. Maybe you had to accompany mum to OG and Hang Ten, only to rush back just in time to catch her favourite Korean soaps on KBSWorld.
Oh, and you knew you were in trouble once you started missing calls from mum. Shudder.
Good as the above set is, here's a list of 10 more things we'd add to it.
From Redditors:
1. NTUC Membership Card
Because a zillion points means lots of discounts for penny-pinching mum.
2. Plastic bags (to store more plastic bags)
After a good shopping trip, plastic bags are definitely going to be everywhere - some mums may choose to store them in the legendary big plastic bag under the sink.
3. Tuition and Tuition Receipts
For ah boy to achieve his dreams of becoming an all-rounded world-class doctor, enrichment classes and tuition for Math and Science are a MUST.
4. Anti-Zika Expansion pack
It's too dangerous to go alone. With the recent outbreak, Ah boy needs to be armed from head to toe with everything that smells like citronella and lemongrass.
5. Other punishment tools
Some Redditors recalled their own way of being disciplined, including pillows and clothes hangers.
And here are our contributions:
6. Essence of Chicken / Cod Liver Oil
Because brain food.
7. Herbal Soup
Because "heatiness" is a thing since my great-grandmother time even though it has never been scientifically proven.
8. Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa / Honey Lemon
For every time she loses her voice from nagging or screaming.
9. The ability to fold:
and
10. Plenty of painkillers
For all the headaches, migraines and fevers she will inevitably get.
All set.
Top image from tomatocarrotjuice on Reddit.
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