This is a list of above-average waffles you can find in Singapore (at the moment).
No hyperbole. None of the "Best", "Greatest", "Most awesome", "Top 5", "Top 10" or "You wouldn't believe it" nonsense.
Just food you can stuff your face with, while your eyes roll into the back of your head and your taste buds get giddily pleasured as you forget what it's like to be you.
That is, until you've finished eating, of course. And you feel guilty for pigging out.
Make no mistake, eating your way through all these waffles will in no way improve your quality of life or make you more attractive to the opposite sex.
You will still have relationship problems. Your mother will still nag at you. Your dog will still pee on your shoe. And most importantly, your boss still hates you.
So here goes:
1. Spathe Public House
8 Mohamed Sultan Road #01-01, Singapore 238958
Savoury Belgian waffles with a choice of fried chicken, bacon and eggs or steak with peppercorn sauce as topping.
Sick.
2. Waffle Slayer
37 Kampong Bahru Road, Singapore, Singapore 169356
Squid Ink Waffle With Crispy Bacon.
With a name like Slayer combined with squid ink, this looks like something Satan would eat.
3. Yellow Cup Coffee
20 Havelock Road #01-09, Singapore, Singapore 059765
Waffles with Fruits and Maple Syrup. Also comes with smoked salmon version.
Their food certainly gets the hipster treatment.
4. The Beast
17 Jalan Klapa, Singapore 199329
Fried Chicken and Waffles. Mmm mmm... Heart attack.
5. Overeasy
1 Fullerton Road #01-06, Singapore 049213
Waffles with blueberry streusel and vanilla ice cream. A lot of drunk chicks around the area eat this.
6. Craft Bakery & Cafe
24A Lorong Mambong, Singapore 277183
Using waffle as bread. Guess there is no end to this sort of creativity.
7. Waffletown
271 Bukit Timah Road #01-08 Balmoral Plaza, Singapore 259708
This is perhaps the most authentic chicken, soft drink and waffle diner in Singapore. Since A&W.
Facebook: (Don't bother clicking on it. No one mans the page.)
8. Department of Caffeine
15 Duxton Road, Singapore, Singapore 089481
Woah. Check out those bananas.
9. Creamier
128, Toa Payoh Lorong 1. #01-835, Singapore 310128
I bet you it's going to topple over one fine day.
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