December 07, 2020, 10:09 PM
A Japanese person has created a stir on Twitter after he harvested a radish with protruding bit that looked like a male appendage.
On Dec. 2, Twitter user @KfTzR_Towser put up several images of the radish in question with the caption: "I harvested a splendidly manly radish."
凄く立派なオトコ大根が採れた pic.twitter.com/O3M7ULBNqk
— たうざーはmisskeyに引っ越しました (@KfTzR_Towser) December 2, 2020
In case you can't see the photos demonstrating its heftiness:
Source: Photo from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
Source: Photo from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
Source: Photo from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
Slicing the appendage off
This was then followed by a second tweet with the caption: "!!【閲覧注意】‼️ (Viewer Warning)" and two photos, showing a scissors against the protruding bit in one, and a knife in the other.
Source: Photo from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
Source: Photo from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
A grayed-out image of the appendage, cleanly sliced off from the main body, was then shown with the caption, "There is no way of cooking this deliciously."
美味しく調理する為には致し方がないのです😊✂️ pic.twitter.com/FOq2cYS57V
— たうざーはmisskeyに引っ越しました (@KfTzR_Towser) December 3, 2020
Source: Photo from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
To be used as fertiliser
A subsequent tweet revealed that the sliced off part would be used as fertiliser, while the rest of the radish has also been cut and dried.
ボディは切り干し大根に
— たうざーはmisskeyに引っ越しました (@KfTzR_Towser) December 3, 2020
ムスコは畑の肥料になります🙏 pic.twitter.com/3yR5jFqLp6
The radish's appendage also appeared to have impressed @KfTzR_Towser, given that he gushed over its magnificent girth in another tweet.
デカ過ぎﾝだろ…！
— たうざーはmisskeyに引っ越しました (@KfTzR_Towser) December 3, 2020
立派過ぎﾝだろ…！ pic.twitter.com/5U4HYMnVGE
Translation:
"It's too big...!
It's too splendid...!"
Responses: Photos of naughty-looking vegetables
In response to @KfTzR_Towser's initial tweet, many Japanese netizens responded with their own photos of various vegetables.
Some showed carrots.
人参です👍 pic.twitter.com/8IiNggb6Bw
— ココネ🐹 (@cocone_pso2) December 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/84no_aki/status/1334588887579049984
Others showed mushrooms.
僕の立派なキノコも見てやってください... pic.twitter.com/u3fm5536h5
— Toi🎣 (@toifishing) December 3, 2020
2本生えてました！ pic.twitter.com/1DHj1TuAwL
— にしにしにっしー (@tn714nt) December 3, 2020
Even a persimmon had its moment.
一昨年収穫した柿です(*ﾉ･ω･)ﾉ⌒。 pic.twitter.com/4xkXfGHiv9
— セナ (@kt484d5) December 3, 2020
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Top image collage from @KfTzR_Towser Twitter
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