Fifty Shades Of Grey opened just in time for Valentine's Day weekend in Singapore, and boy, were the cinemas packed for a R21 movie.

Happening on Twitter for the past couple of days as news of the best-selling mommy porn novel-turned-movie being passed uncut by the censors was announced, the hashtag #SG50ShadesOfGrey has been trending like crazy.

Capitalising on the fact that the SG50 national initiative has been shoved down everybody's throats for the past few months, Singaporeans decided to have some subversive fun with the messaging in retaliation: By teaming up SG50 with Fifty Shades Of Grey erotica, which also served as a nod and wink to government's efforts to get everyone to procreate.

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is Singapore humour at its finest:

#sg50shadesofgrey She opened her mouth, gasping as the thick white substance filled her mouth and throat immediately. "Stupid haze."

— ah beng (@ahbengpls) February 15, 2015

As I shook it harder and faster, white fluid came bursting out of the tip. I should have stuck to correction tape. #SG50ShadesofGrey

— Shivaanan (@Shivaanan) February 14, 2015

His breathing got heavier, body full of sweat. The satisfaction and pleasure he felt was immense. He completed his 2.4km. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Shaik Azad (@2moonsintheskyy) February 14, 2015

It was agony. Her hands trembled, body covered in sweat as Mr Tan gave her the D. Amy regretted not studying for Chem. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Renald Loh (@SpurredRenald) February 13, 2015

Her legs shook as waves of pleasure rocked her body. Then the salesman asked,"Auntie, you buying this Osim chair or not?" #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Ervin Han (@ErvinHan) February 14, 2015

She screamed for him to stop, but he kept pumping away. She wanted half tank, but the Shell uncle heard full tank. #sg50shadesofgrey

— Ervin Han (@ErvinHan) February 14, 2015

she held e balls in her mouth til she felt tt familiar explosion of sweet, warm fluid. "this ondeh ondeh damn shiok man" #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— jules wei (@juicyjuleswei) February 14, 2015

"Use me any way you want. I'm giving you all sorts of privileges," said the Pioneer Generation card. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Adib Jalal (@adibjalal) February 14, 2015

He reached into his pants and pulled out the longest, hardest thing she had ever seen. It is the new iPhone 7 prototype. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Mothership (@MothershipSG) February 15, 2015

"I can't take this anymore. This is way too long and painful," she thought. But for the sake of bak kwa, she will queue #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Mothership (@MothershipSG) February 15, 2015

#SG50ShadesofGrey She took the long, well-oiled thing and gingerly slid it into her mouth. It'd been a long time since she ate youtiao.

— Steffi Y (@steffiiyeaaa) February 14, 2015

She put both balls in her mouth and immediately gagged. She decided not to rush her fishball noodle lunch. #SG50ShadesofGrey

— FunkShin (@funkshin) February 13, 2015

#SG50ShadesOfGrey She grimaced as his strong hands pried folds apart to reveal the moist succulence within. She had not had durian before.

— Alvin Pang (@alfpang) February 12, 2015

"Take it off," he demanded imperiously. It was way past August, but the national flag was still hanging from her balcony. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Alvin Pang (@alfpang) February 12, 2015

"Put it in now!" She gasped. Too late, they shot past the ERP gantry as he fumbled for a cashcard. #SG50shadesofgrey

— Alvin Pang (@alfpang) February 12, 2015

"Don't stop, oh, don't stop!" she moaned. The car in front slowed to a halt just as the light turned red. "KANASAI!!!" #SG50shadesofgrey

— Audrie Au (@mathematicaldog) February 12, 2015

Hot, sweaty bodies thrust against him, and with a satisfied groan, he was finally free from the MRT. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Zachary Chan (@Sempertardus) February 12, 2015

She leaned back, closed her eyes and let a soft moan escape her lips. The air-conditioning felt so good in this heat. #SG50ShadesOfGrey

— Adib Jalal (@adibjalal) February 12, 2015

She couldn't resist, they kept licking it. Finally, she decided to cheat her diet and joined her family eat ice cream. #SG50shadesofgrey

— Umeow (@umsbmk) February 15, 2015

"I'm coming! I'm really coming!" She panted hard, breathlessly, over the phone as she rushed for her morning meeting. #SG50ShadesofGrey

— Clement Chok (@ClementChalk) February 15, 2015

"AHHHHH' she screamed as viscous fluids covered her thighs. Her piping hot lor mee has just been spilt on her thighs #sg50shadesofgrey

— FinallySomeone (@Jokerlsm) February 15, 2015

"I want it!" She cried, bending over to pick up the 50 cent coin on the floor #SG50ShadesofGrey

— PlatyPlat (@Eldondrumz) February 15, 2015

 

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