It appears we have hit the climax in terms of e-commerce.

To live up to their ethos of "look good, feel great", Watsons, as reported by The New Paper, not only added vibrators to their physical stores but also in their online inventory.

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But that hardly is the biggest news, the product descriptions are.

Produced by Smile Makers, the four vibrators all have names and personalities: The Frenchman who is good with his tongue, The Millionaire with the biggest trust fund, The Fireman who will heat you up and The Tennis Coach who plays balls. The concept design behind these studs are by a team of creatives in Australia, led by a Creative Director, Micah Walker.

We don't know about their performance but we know that the advertising copy will make you blush.

The Frenchman

Who knows what he’s saying, but does it matter? This sexy linguist has got you locked in his gaze and soon you’ll be delightfully fluent in his native tongue. So make yourself comfortable, mademoiselle, because when it comes to passion this master’s going to give you an education.

The Millionaire

His yacht. His private jet. His island. His thick, long diamond-encrusted fingers. And you. This guy is a collector of the finer things in life, and it turns out you’re his favourite plaything of all. He’s a powerful player with a great, big trust fund, and he knows exactly how to use it.

The Fireman

Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Well, the house may be burning but this helmeted stud isn’t afraid of an intense situation. He’s strong. He’s brave. And, oh my, he’s going to heat you up and leave you smoldering. Lie back and enjoy that lovely towering inferno, you damsel in distress. Your hero is coming.

The Tennis Coach

He’s tanned, he looks mighty fine in a pair of little white shorts, and he sure knows what he’s doing with that forehand stroke. According to him, perfect play is about skilful aim, so after your sweat session at the net, there’s nothing quite like taking him back to yours for a little off-court, indoor action.

In the spirit of kinky, titillating advertising copy, we humbly suggest Smile Makers to consider these local studs.

The Merlion

Things will undoubtedly go down the slippery slope with this legend. He's mighty, he's one of a kind. His name? We call him the Merlion. But he doesn't give two squirts about what his name is. He only cares about squirting so that you can. Comes with three levels of pulsating water strength.

The Scholar

If you think he only knows books, you don't really know The Scholar. His fetishes are aplenty and don't worry that your fantasy about strutting down Holland Village naked is insane, he's totally down with that. Sometimes he loves you so much that he wants to feed you poison.  That's what we call toxic love. Fret not, he's paraben-free. Guaranteed A-Star performance by this bespectacled chap.

The Hawker

With three tantalising flavours: Yum Yum Chicken Rice, Sedap Nasi Padang and Finger-licking Roti Prata, he serves up a mean dish of steaming local fare that will make you want to come back for more. Always stirring and ever handy with the ladle, things will certainly heat up in his kitchen. His favourite position? That's right, spooning.

Do the local creations hit the spot?

All photos from Smile Makers.