1. You've never read a single one of his books before. Not one.
2. You called him "senile" and "past his prime" before his passing but expressed immense regret and sadness after his passing.
3. You went to queue to pay respects at his lying in state only because your crush asked you along.
4. You never knew who his other children were besides Lee Hsien Loong.
5. You did not know his wife was older than him.
6. It is news to you that he was MP for Tanjong Pagar all his political life.
7. You go back to complaining about Singapore now that the seven-day period of mourning is over.
8. You never knew who Henry Kissinger was before March 23, 2015.
9. You regularly spend National Day abroad on holiday.
10. You've never bothered to put out the Singapore flag.
11. You've always bashed the bilingual education policy for causing you and/ or your children grief.
12. You've always contemplated emigrating to another country. Like Australia.
13. You thought Lee Foundation is by Lee Kuan Yew. (Lee Foundation is Lee Kong Chian, you derp.)
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Posted by Robin Low on Thursday, March 26, 2015
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