Breaking up with someone is always a tough process. If you're a coward, we've got the perfect Valentine's Day gift idea for you to make it easier for your other half to dump you.

1. Sushi Tei gift voucher

If you don't get the joke, you should hop over to this - Internet flips out after girl confesses boyfriend’s Sushi Tei birthday treat was not enough

2. Honmei Choco

This one is pretty extreme. Honmei Choco means "True Feelings Chocolate" in Japanese and ingredients aside from the usual milk and cocoa powder include the gift-giver's hair, nail clippings, blood from abrasions, and menstrual blood. People believe that they give a little of themselves in the gift. Yummy. Read more of its origins here.

3. STDs

This is meant to be a joke. You ought to be shot if you are really planning on spreading STDs to get out of a relationship.

4. Crotch bulge expander

Nothing spells ego-crusher like a trouser expander.

5. Weight-loss treatment voucher or weighing scale

You know what they say the road to hell is paved with.

6. Leftover Xmas body shop presents

Much sincere, many thoughts, so love.

7. Hair-regrowth clinic voucher

Your consolation would probably be that balding comes from a heightened amount of testosterone in the body. Unless you're gifting the voucher to a lady.

8. Leftover love letters and bak kwa from CNY

That's one way you can clear the stockpile of CNY snacks at home.

Top photo from Someecard.com.

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