Be it the finest spots to exchange bodily fluids or most romantic places in Singapore, one thing is imperative: do not get caught while getting it on.

But when Valentine’s Day is today, finding a secluded spot might be a tad difficult.

Mount Faber will not have any elbow space and parks will be flooded with park rangers. Why not blindside everyone, including your other half, by venturing out to the most epic make out spots in Singapore?

Here you go, my friends. Mothership, your favourite wingman, pounds the streets to bring you the latest and, hopefully, safest make out spots. You are welcome.

1. Cable Car

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Take your relationship to the next level, quite literally. This is also probably the closest thing to the mile high club. However, it is only recommended for quickies as the journey from Mount Faber to Sentosa is less than five minutes. For those who like to take things slow, try the Sky Dining experience, where you can eat each other’s… uhm food.

2. Woodlands, top of a hill beside Singapore Sports School

Some sort of an oxymoron, this place is both secluded and open at the same time. Located right on top of a small hill and beside Singapore Sports School, this place is perfect for lovers who prefer to get it on under the moon and the stars with a picnic basket by their side. Just don’t go there during the day when kite-flying and paragliding enthusiasts flood the place.

3. Punggol Barat Island via Seletar North Link

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Don’t be put off by its crime scene vibe. Punggol Barat Island features tall trees that look out of place in concrete jungle Singapore. Not that the place is entirely deserted; heavy vehicles and cyclists are common sight. Pro tip: bring along the handy ET stick and blade for digging a shell scrape to avoid detection.

4. Shaw Balestier

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This is no ordinary cinema: it is a cinema left untouched by civilization. And that’s great news for all you kinky movie fans. Get a kick out of replicating the untouched sex scenes in The Wolf of Wall Street in real time and watch the popcorn fly. Buy tickets to the earliest movie slot during weekdays and you can spend some two hours of quality time in the dark trying to perform like Leonardo DiCaprio.

5. Henderson Waves

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It's thrilling and windy, smooching at the Hendersen Waves is actually quite safe.  At 36m, it’s Singapore’s highest pedestrian bridge, so don’t you worry about being spotted or mistaken as a traffic police. Don’t worry if you have night blindness, according to Nparks, “attractive” LED lights will light up the place from 7pm to 2am.

6. Kranji countryside

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When a place is categorized as a countryside, you know that it’s quite ulu. Indeed, the shuttle bus comes only every 75 minutes. The place is littered with plenty of farms and other secluded areas that are waiting to be explored (hmm, we do love to explore, don’t we?). And 75 minutes seem to be more than enough time to explore the bushes, no?

7. The office

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Ah, the place where fantasies are realised.  Role playing is highly encouraged in the office and bonus points for doing the deed in your boss’ office. And the cherry on the cake?  Sweeping stuff off the desk – there’s no better way to show who is the boss. But please advise caution and do it during the weekends. Lose yourself but don’t lose your job okay?

8. Link to Coney Island

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Starting from Punggol Point, turn right and you will soon hit a bridge connected to Coney Island. You have to trek a little bit but what’s a short walk when you can go all the way?

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