8 things you wish people will stop saying on Chinese New Year

When relatives sit around the living room the only interesting topic is your love life.

Sally Ong| January 27, 10:33 AM

And how we can fight them.

Warning: this is how it feels like. Every. Year.

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All peaceful and normal until the first relatives/friends come along.

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1. “Got boyfriend/girlfriend not? Why never bring them along?”

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Smile, smile, it’s only the first question!

 

2. “Really ah, why no boyfriend/girlfriend?”

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Okay, it’s starting. Plan B: time to come up with a story. Time passes by faster this way. Sorta.

 

3. (If you said yes to question #1) Girl/boy ah, when are you getting married ah?

Sorry I’m not feeling sorry for you.

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Okay, okay, I’ll help. Try a higher level smile instead.

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4. “So how, when are you going to have kids?” (You got this question because you are already married, because of all the #3 type of questions you got last Chinese New Year.)

You can start by asking them how it feels like with their kids.

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And how does it feel like not receiving any more ang pows because they’re married.

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Oh yeah take that!

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I guess you can also bring in the standard “Singapore very expensive to have kids” line if you prefer…

 

5. When they all start giving you suggestions for your love life 

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You don’t know who to trust…

Especially when all the suggestions look like this:

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I know this is what you feel like:

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But just be polite:

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6. “Where are you studying now ah?”

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Because they never remember your school, ever. Even though you told them last year. And the year before.

It makes you want to:

 

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7. “Wah, you getting taller and taller! How tall are you ah? Later how to find boyfriend?”

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Woah.

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(And how did we come back to the relationship topic?)

 

8. But there is always light at the end of the tunnel. “Come let’s go play ban luck (gamble)/eat steamboat”

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Really though, just enjoy the process. It happens only once a year, and anything you prepare never really works.

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Besides, it’s what makes Chinese New Year. And the year’s gonna be so good. It’s the year of the horse after all.

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Top photo from Owl International

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