Stomp's latest promotional, self-loving video gave us cancer

Let's whip out our pxxxx for STOMP.

Tan Xing Qi| May 14, 12:39 PM

Stomp must be feeling extremely nervous after the shutdown of socio-political site The Real Singapore.

Stomp, a voyeurism site by The Straits Times that also knowingly peddles falsehoods, uploaded a video on its Facebook page today (May 14, 2015) trying to explain its existence.

Armed with a tremendous positive slant, the video listed out five reasons why people Stomp. To give it more credence, we try to balance up the reporting here.

1. Memorable moments should be remembered.

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Voice over: To let people see raw footage of real-life events.

Oh yeah. What a view.

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The people must know.

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For posterity.

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 2. Don't judge anyone by the way they look.

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Voice over: To share real stories from real people.

Nope. Not judging.

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Totally not judging. Just sharing.

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3. I am the voice of animal welfare.

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Voice over: To raise awareness and spread messages of love and care for animals.

Hey, at least the face is censored!

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Gruesome images are the only way to raise awareness!

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4. Don't be afraid to help and do the right thing. 

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Voice over: Because unsung heroes deserve to be appreciated.

Thank you for not interrupting the fight, dear Stomper!

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So we can have the full view of who won by TKO. You deserve a medal!

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5. Spread a little kindness because it goes a long way.

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Voice over: Singaporeans have a big heart and it shows!

Our hearts are big but not big enough for NS guys.

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Because they deserve nothing.

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Here. Have a laugh.

[video width="400" height="220" mp4="https://cdn.mothership.sg/1/2015/05/stomp-video.mp4"][/video]

 

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All photos from Stomp.

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