October 10, 03:55 AM 
514 Chai Chee Lane 03-16, Singapore 469029 It is official: The Immigration and Checkpoints Authority of Singapore (ICA) writes the most epic press releases.
Because is this the most epic official statement from a Singapore authority or what?
The headline? Caught In The Web Of Love.
Some of the best bits include lines such as:
"Unfortunately, as with many heart-rending love stories, they did not live happily forever as both were married, but not to each other."
"Outsiders would have thought they must be truly, madly and deeply in love despite the language barrier between the couple. However, oblivious to others, the couple lived separately – Raymond resided in Canberra Road while Tang in Geylang with her friends."
Here is the full piece:
Talk about sexing things up.
You can go to the ICA website and dig up their past press releases.
They are quite gold.
And here are some of the groan-inducing puns employed for their press release headlines:
Do Not ‘Harbour’ Ill(egal) Thoughts
Whoever you are putting these press releases out, salute.
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