Some time ago, some very creative people came up with nice PG-13 puns involving MRT station names, like this one:

But what's the fun in that?

So now, perhaps it's time for some inappropriate M18 ones for our readers with naughty and creative minds:

1. When you miss your train, you say:

2. When there's a pervert on board the train standing too close to you, you can feel his breath on your neck, you say:

3. What you want to say when a commuter seated down asks impolitely what right you have to tell him/ her to get up from the Priority Seat to allow someone who need it more:

4. From the back, machiam Ferrari, from the front:

5. When you see a couple making out on the train, you want to tell them to get a room or charge to watch:

6. When an inconsiderate person plays music very loudly the carriage can hear, you say:

7. All the NS boys come into the train looking like they don't know how to assimilate into polite society after just one week in Tekong:

8. Now Punggol really got City Direct bus service 666:

9. Play mahjong

10. Uh uh siol

11. Nice rack

12. Also applies to MacPherson

13. When the train is very crowded, you say:

14. And now presenting our second best one, good stuff cannot bluff because it's already there all along:

15. And finally the one that is so good, you're saying it every day already:

We bet your minds are naughtier and more R21 than ours, so go ahead and share more puns you may have. We cannot write a lot of things because we might lose our S$50,000 bond.

And if you need station names to help inspire you, check out this PDF map of all the MRT lines in Singapore by LTA.

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