*Editor's note: "A reader informed us that the British museum actually bought the jersey from Lima, Peru, not Uruguay"
Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong has already been cemented as a cool dude with that jump shot but his latest speech proves that he is, in fact, cooler than the coolest of dudes.
Speaking to some 1,100 union delegates last night at the National Delegates' Conference (NDC), held every four years, at Orchid Country Club in fashion-forward colours, PM Lee spoke on the challenges concerning Singapore and the role of National Trades Union Congress (NTUC) in Singapore.
Here are five points he made during his 40-minute speech that prove that he is cooler than you.
1. He knows his football
To prove his point about globalisation, he drew the attention of the predominantly male audience with English football. He spoke about how the Director of the British Museum, Neil Macgregor looked for 100 items for the radio show "A History of the World in 100 objects."
And for the last item, one possible choice was a Chelsea Football Club jersey. PM Lee then showed off his football knowledge: Chelsea is a club from England owned by a Russian Billionaire Roman Abramovich and an Ivory Coast striker Didier Drogba used to play for the club.
"The football jersey was a shirt number belonging to the striker Didier Drogba. He belongs to the Ivory Coast but he's playing for an English team.
And the shirt, I guess where you can guess the shirt was made. (LOLs from the crowd) The shirt was made by Chinese workers in China and where did the British museum buy that shirt? They bought it in
UruguayLima, Peru* from a flea market and it was a fake! (More LOLs)"
2. He referenced the storyline of Terminator
Film junkies will know the Terminator franchise, the sci-fi-time-traveling movies about the battle between man, led by John Connor of the Resistance, and machine, controlled by Skynet.
He didn't go full-Terminator but PM Lee mentioned about the rise of automation in China and how a factory in China went fully automated which resulted in: a shrunk workforce (from 650 workers to just 60), a three-fold increase in production and reduced defects by five times.
Putting on his John Connor cap, he spoke about how robots have also invaded into the Singapore workforce. But instead of displacing jobs, the robots can help create new opportunities.
"The gantry cranes used to have operators to manoeuvre and bring the containers up, across and down one by one. Now, the gantry cranes are automated. One supervisor looks at three or four cranes... They can track three or four cranes at once and the cranes do most of the work. Results? More productivity, better job, better pay, better performance."
It's all about the ability to retrain the operators and restructure their jobs and not many countries can do that because of gridlock between the unions and employers, he said.
To quote National Solidarity Party's Choong Hon Heng, THUMBS UP MAN!
Ok so he didn't mention the Terminator outright, but it would be cool if he did. To make amends, here's the Terminator/Governator meeting the MParader:
3. He has more brothers and sisters than the average Singaporean.
Not bro, bruh or any other forms of abbreviation but a full-on BROTHER. Only a man in a pink shirt, red tie with grey hair can achieve this level of brotherness without even feeling awkward.
He called Lim Swee Say and Chan Chun Sing "brothers" and Diana Chia, NTUC's first female President who is also stepping down this year, "sister".
Makes you wonder what he calls his real brother and sister.
4. You can criticise Singapore but brace yourself for his burn.
PM Lee, facing delegates from all over the globe, also took this chance to address the elephant in the room - Singapore's unique tripartite relationship between the union, government and employers.
"Sometimes people criticise this model and say we are not fierce enough, we don't look like union leaders because we don't make demonstrations, we don't go on strikes, we don't shout fierce slogans. But the best union leaders are the ones who get the best deal for his workers not the one who is the fiercest. It has worked for us."
He later twisted the knife by saying that while most countries union membership is going down, Singapore's union membership is on the rise, hitting almost 900,000 members.
"We work through cooperation, not through strife; through tripartism, not industrial warfare."
5. He's all about recycling too
Like all tree-hugging hipsters, he's so into recycling, he even recycles his party's slogan.
"Choose the right people, support them firmly. So that they can speak for you with a strong voice, so that can deal for you with the tripartite partners, so that they can represent you and work out a long-term vision for the labour movement and realise that vision together with you.
With you, for you, for NTUC."
So environmentally friendly, this guy.
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Posted by Lee Hsien Loong on Monday, 26 October 2015