Girl clique on Tinder looking for 4th friend in S'pore to be their mahjong kaki

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Mandy How| October 06, 2020, 03:14 PM

People in Singapore swiping on Tinder in the past week might have come across the mythical friendzone, where people looking for love are relegated to friends.

Three girls are advertising for a new clique member to literally get even, as their fourth friend is "never available."

This has led to a deficit in mahjong sessions, one-for-one buffets, and dog cafe dates.

The profile lists the three girls collectively as a 27-year-old Vanessa, although the bio subsequently clarifies that this was not any of their actual names.

Screenshot via Melanie Lim

Here are some criteria that the new friend must meet:

  • Be available 80 per cent of the time the clique asks you out
  • Have a friendly temperament, as their boyfriends are a*sholes, apparently
  • Bonus if you're able to drive, so that they don't have to send you home

In case anyone is thinking of trying anything remotely sexual, "Vanessa" added that they are "fat f*cks" who are happily attached to their (apparently a*sshole) boyfriends.

You can read their introduction in full here:

Screenshot via Melanie Lim

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