Weekends are short.
They can be especially painful when you consider the piles of tasks waiting for you to deal with at work the next day.
Malaysian YouTuber duo Bingyen (Zheng Bing Yen) and Z-Horng (Chen Zhi Hong) understand this.
So passionate were they about these feelings of dread that they created a song parody titled "A Little Happiness — Unlucky at work version", which is sung to the tune of the similarly-titled theme song by Hebe Tian (of S.H.E. fame) to the wildly popular coming-of-age Taiwanese movie "Our Times".
Instead of singing about young love though, this peculiar parody pays tribute to the laments of the working class, dealing with the startling reality of work culture and dealing with having no time nor energy for anything else.
Lyrics
Here are the roughly translated lyrics to the song, so you can too belt out your frustrations with work:
I saw the green traffic light turn on and off
But I'm going to be late for work soon
Why is there no gap within the traffic
For my car to move forward?
I don't have a fixed time where I can leave work
I would require a lot of courage to knock off from work on time
Why is none of my colleagues packing up to go?
Oh, our boss is still down the hall.
Perhaps it's because we're busy dealing with having to network and socialise
Busy dealing with being suddenly arrowed
It's understandable that people run away and escape
Things that are not our problem, we begin to subtly taichi* it away
Now we know society is difficult to deal with
Now we know that we're getting in touch with reality
Our chants of wanting to change the world in the past
Have become such that we've changed ourselves
We've put on layers of masks, pretending that we're happy
When it is time for our holidays, we feel so lucky,
But I've lost my energy to accompany you through a night out
But one day
I hope I can sleep until I wake up naturally
My phone won't keep ringing
I would thank God
My company's environment is extremely fake
My colleagues are bootlicking their superiors
To beg for a raise, who's going to give me that courage
So that I can support myself and survive?
Perhaps it's because we're busy dealing with having to network and socialise
Busy dealing with being suddenly arrowed
We're being attacked every time
Who's the one causing trouble in the office, this is too despicable!
Now we know society is difficult to deal with
Now we know that we're getting in touch with reality
Our chants of wanting to change the world in the past
Have become such that we've changed ourselves
We've put on layers of masks, pretending that we're happy
When it is time for our holiday, I feel so lucky,
But I've lost my energy to accompany you through a night out
But one day
I hope I can sleep until I wake up naturally
My phone won't keep ringing
Ring, ring
I really am unlucky
*taichi = to push blame, responsibility onto others
We suppose many an office worker will be singing this before work on Monday — in front of their bosses, even.
Top image via Bingyen 郑斌彦's Facebook post
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