Fake Kim & Trump wow crowd at Bugis Junction

World peace.

By Belmont Lay | 12 hours

World peace descended upon Singapore early on June 9, 2018.

Make Bugis Great Again

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump — fake ones — showed up to greet the plebeians in Bugis Junction at 2pm to usher in a new era of consumerist culture built upon trade that will make America great again.

Both Kim and Trump appeared as they should: Dictatorial with a splash hubris.

A crowd of about few hundred people showed up for this once-in-a-lifetime meeting that has put Singapore on the world map, for sure.

Those wanting a photo op had to download the app the pair were touting, and pay S$15 for pictures with both strongmen.

Going around Singapore

Earlier, the duo had already made their way to the great outdoors to pose with unsuspecting tourists and with a bevy of media in tow.

You can watch a video of a snippet of their interactions here.

Fake Trump said: “Together is better.”

Fake Kim responded: “Let me say, Giuliani, I did not get on my hands and knees. Okay? We met on equal terms. And it’s great meeting The Donald. How is it that everyone around Donald is a complete idiot. This guy here is a genius.”

Fake Trump was also heard saying: “It all started with us, if there’s a peace prize anybody should get, we should get it.”

They will proceed to House of Seafood at Punggol Settlement at 7pm after their first meet-and-greet in Bugis.

The duo will make a second appearance at Bugis Junction on Sunday June 10, between 2pm and 4pm.

The day before, fake Kim encountered difficulty entering Singapore and was advised to stay away from Shangri-La and Sentosa, while fake Trump was let in without question.

Arrival of real Kim and Trump on Sunday, June 10:

Kim Jong-un landing at Changi Airport on Sunday, June 10, same day as Donald Trump

Trump to land at Paya Lebar Airbase on Sunday night, June 10

All photos by Jason Fan

About Belmont Lay

Belmont can pronounce "tchotchke".

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