We are not gonna lie: obviously this article is funded by capitalism.

But if you have 60 seconds  to spare, you will get $150 Grab credits. Yes, we found the third certain thing after death and taxes.

Think about it: while you, as a new credit card holder, travel in style, your peers suffer the pain of breakdowns and deal with flooding and fire like a third world citizen.

Enough foreplay. Here’s the real action.

Together with SingSaver.com.sg, we (times are really bad) bring you this mega credit card sale -- part of this weird amalgamation called Shioktoberfest. Which we assume that things are gonna be really shiok this October.

It’s easy to get your credits. Apply for any of these plastics...

... and you get $150 Grab credits.

Yup. That is all.

The catch? You need to be a new cardholder of the respective banks and the free frag ends Nov 15, 2017.

Get your $150 here.

The end.

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