Season 5 of Orange is the New Black, a television series, is set to stream on Netflix starting June 9.
If that's not soon enough, the streaming company has just released a teaser titled "Ah Lian in Litchfield", starring Singapore's own Michelle Chong and the character Crazy Eyes (Uzo Aduba).
Chong is dolled up in perfectly-winged eyeliner, pale pink lipstick, and a half-pouf as she fires Singlish to a bemused Aduba:
The subtitles say "Your hair's really awesome", but what Chong really said was "Your hair sibei champion ah".
Another golden line, in response to Crazy Eyes when she says her girlfriend is from Mexico:
But don't let us spoil it for you. Watch the full video (with audio!) here.
Note that this is only for promotional purposes, and Chong won't actually be appearing in the series.
Top image from Netflix.