12 vegetarian dishes in S'pore trying ridiculously hard to look non-vegetarian

Give them a chance, pirated meat are trying so hard.

Olivia Lin | April 30, 2017, 02:41 PM

Singaporeans love to eat. And there's nothing Singaporeans love to eat than meat.

According to the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority (AVA), each Singaporean snarfed down an average of 77kg of meat in 2015.

That's a crazy amount, considering that the global average is 41.3kg.

Besides making you feel sluggish, a high animal-based protein diet can dehydrate your body and even lead to the formation of kidney stones.

So, it's no wonder that people are turning to alternatives, such as athletes who are turning to plants to reduce cholesterol levels and boost cardiovascular health.

Taking a plunge from meat to pure veggies might sound like a near-impossible task, so we've rounded up a list of pirated meat dishes that would ease the carnivorous side of you into the world of healthy greens.

Here's to un-vegetarian food:

 

1. Dim Sum

via hungryangmo

What it's trying to be: Siew Mai

What it actually is: Minced chestnut and mushroom wrapped in Siew Mai skin

Where: Miao Yi Vegetarian Restaurant, 101 Upper Cross Street, #03-32, People's Park Centre, People's Park Centre, 058357

 

2. Japanese

via veganash

What it's trying to be: Sashimi

What it actually is: Mung bean powder (aka the filling inside mooncakes) shaped and coloured to resemble various forms of sashimi

Where: Teng Bespoke Vegetarian Restaurant, 91 Bencoolen St, #01-50 Sunshine Plaza, 189652

 

3. Thai

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What it's trying to be: Green curry

What it actually is: Whole wheat noodles with a truckload of sweet potatoes in green curry broth. (That's a real egg, by the way.)

Where: Idealite, 153 Rochor Road, Bugis Village, 188428

4. Atas Thai

Not only are they trying to be eggs, they are trying to be the type that has the highly sought-after runny yolk. Via Pepper Jade Thai Vegetarian's Facebook

What it's trying to be: Eggs

What it actually is: Mashed pumpkin (yolk) enveloped in mashed yam (whites)

Where: Pepper Jade Thai Vegetarian Cuisine, Sunshine Plaza #01-20, 91 Bencoolen St, 189652

 

5. Atas hawker food

via Blue Bistro

What it's trying to be: Fried ribbon fish

What it actually is: Soya-based ribbon fish (Air-fried, no less)

Where: Blue bistro SG Cafe, 01-49, 175 Bencoolen Street Burlington Square, 189649

 

6. Local and Western fusion

via ilovemyveg

What it's trying to be: Wanton mee

What it actually is: Mock char siew acclimatising with other wanton mee ingredients

Where: Nature Cafe, 12 Kallang Ave, 28 Aperia Mall, Singapore 339511

 

7. Italian

via Cafe Salivation's Facebook

What it's trying to be: Pizza

What it actually is: Blackberry, basil, and ricotta on pizza dough

Where: Cafe Salivation, 176 Race Course Rd, Singapore 218607

 

8. Korean

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What it's trying to be: Korean army stew

What it actually is: Veggies and mock hotdog in spicy army stew

Where: The Boneless Kitchen, 1 Irving Place, Commerze @ Irving #01-31, 369546

 

9. Indian/Indian Muslim

via littlegreenwok

What it's trying to be: Nasi Briyani

What it actually is: Nasi Briyani-style imitation meat with curry

Where: Ci Hang Western & Chinese Vegetarian Fast Food, 72 Lor 25A Geylang, Singapore 388256

 

10. Atas Japanese-European

via explodingbelly

What it's trying to be: Sizzling beef steak on a hot stone

What it actually is: A giant piece of sizzling mushroom on a hot stone

Where: Joie by Dozo, 181 #12- 01 Central, Orchard Road, 238824

 

11. Indian fusion

via Nature Vegetarian Delights

What it's trying to be: Black pepper steak wrapped in prata

What it actually is: Black pepper soy steak swathed in a prata blanket

Where: Nature Vegetarian Delights, 756 Upper Serangoon Rd, Upper Serangoon Shopping Centre #04-01, 534626

 

12. Burger

via NomVnom

What it's trying to be: A regular burger

What it actually is: Marinated tempeh with satay sauce sandwiched between regular burger ingredients

Where: NomVnom, 6 Eu Tong Sen Street, #B1-44 Central Clarke Quay, Clarke Quay Central, 059817

Time to lay off the meat a little and stay healthy, folks!

 

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Top photo collage via explodingbelly, ilovemyveg, and veganash

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