There have been a lot of boyfriend-for-hire posts online lately, due to the impending Chinese New Year home visits.

Here's one.

Here are the things he can't do.

Things i cannot do

- eat seafood

- speak fluent Chinese

- run

- parallel park

- cannot help you defend cockroaches

- cannot eat full vegetarian meals

Here's another.

Here are the things he can't do.

Things i cannot do

- Beauty talk

- Fashion talk

- Standing broad jump

One weakness not mentioned in the posts though is the potential scheduling conflict.

These "boyfriends" presumably have their own CNY commitments to fulfill.

The solution should be quite obvious in multiracial Singapore.

Get a boyfriend who doesn't celebrate Chinese New Year.

Mezame Shashin-Ka, a photographer who happens to be Malay, stumbled on that goldmine of an idea, but he was kind enough to add a potential dealbreaker.

Chinese New Year starts on Jan. 28.

Hari Raya Puasa is on June 25.

So, he might be late by nearly half a year, nothing love can't overcome.

And those interested in looking for a Valentine's date, better act quick.

This man is winning at life.

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