7 fast food cravings that can never get fulfilled again because they're off the menu

Sorry we had to remind you.

Mandy How | November 29, 2016, 05:55 PM

Imagine this: It's 9 p.m on a weekday night. You've already had dinner, but you can't stop thinking about the other one -- the one that will scratch the unscratchable itch in your tummy.

Why is it unscratchable? Because even if you're an adult and you are financially-empowered to satisfy your cravings, you can't do anything other than crave because these items are not on the menu anymore. Forever. Cries.

1. Nasi Lemak, McDonald's

As this menu item only existed in the dial-up era, there are no pictorial documentations of it in cyberspace. But it existed, we swear:

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There. Not a figment of our imagination.

Also: can we have twister fries all year round?

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Please?

2. French Toast Sticks, Burger King

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Childhood with a side of maple syrup. Yes yes yes yes.

 

3. Macadamia Froyo, Yami Yoghurt

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This might be more recent, but the rawness  of the memory is what hurts us most.

 

4. Chicken McCrispy, McDonald's

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Even in our cries of despair Fast Fry and Steam Marinate are no longer around to save us. Instead, the task falls upon the lesser McWings, which can't quite live up to its predecessors.

 

5. Hot Wings, KFC

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Although KFC is currently offering red hot drumlets, they are not the same as Hot Wings we remember from the 90s. We repeat: they are not the same.

 

6. Ichigo Bliss, MOS Burger

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Alas, no more. Even ignorance cannot compare.

 

7. Bigga Betta Buffet, Pizza Hut

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For $10+ you can have your way with the spread. Sexy.

 

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