A 31-year-old American with a Harvard degree wrote a confessional piece in The Washington Post recounting his experience of not remembering if he molested his Singaporean lady colleague in a drunken stupor one evening while working here in a high-powered job because he had read in Neil Strauss’s book, The Game, that such body contact was okay.

In the piece published on Oct. 17, Mark Hoadley recounted how he was an ex-douchebag who got laid quite often and couldn't keep his hands off women because he used to be a nerdy Catholic boy who couldn't interact with women properly, but subsequently, overcompensated and fell into that typical stereotype.

And then when he started to earn more money and can afford to stay in a posh apartment when working in Singapore doing bond sales five years ago, he endeared himself to women when he got drunk and one fine evening in an elevator in his work place, put his arm around that younger female Singaporean colleague.

She went to Human Resource who acted on her complaint (good on them), and he got called up by the boss and was made to explain himself when he couldn't remember a thing and then found out that he had to either resign or be terminated because he was earmarked in the company as a sexual predator after they completed their investigations.

Confused by the young woman and wondering out loud why she would even rat on him when he had so much luck with other women before her, he later came to the realisation after running a long distance and abstaining from sex for three years that he was actually a douchebag, finally understood what consent means, can see things from a woman's perspective and now he is proud to be voting for Hillary Clinton this coming presidential election because Trump is obviously a sexual menace without the benefit of any desexualised clarity.

If you think I am making this story up, you should read the original in The Washington Post.

It's far more hilarious.

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