5 types of female handphone addicts that will make you go “Wait ah, that’s … me.”

We are all gonna be #3 in the future.

Mothership | September 14, 2016, 09:14 AM

1. The K-Drama Addict

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Mention Song Joong-ki and the K-Drama addict will go weak. It’s not the first time that she’s suffering from jellylegtitis though. Prior to Song, there’s Lee Min Ho, Kim Soo Hyun, Jang Dong Gun and others.

Fact: She’s the first to sign up for Viu Premium, and has dark circles under the eyes coz “I will just watch one more episode (and the next and the next) before going to bed”. And even though she resides in Boon Lay, she has applied for a job at Loyang coz that 2.5-hour journey to and fro means she can catch another 2.5 episodes on her phone every day. Now, that’s dedication.

2. The High-Powered Boss

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Money or power? How about both? The high-powered female boss wants everything in her path and is proof that gender means nothing when you are truly capable. A corner office with a view of Marina Bay? Check. Smash through the glass ceiling? Check.

Most expensive mobile plan to out-talk, out-text and out-data pretenders to her throne? Check, check and check. And guess who’s on her mobile phone screen saver? #IAmWithHer

3. The HDB Auntie

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Auntie gotta gossip and there ain’t no stopping her. PSLE results, son’s girlfriends, hubby’s CPF monies, neighbour fights, and the new massage place round the corner, there’s nothing the HDB auntie wouldn’t talk about with other HDB aunties over the phone.

(You can probably hear her a mile away before she appears with one hand holding the phone against the ear and pushing a shopping trolley - kope from Fairprice one - with the other.)

Can’t talk now? See you on that Whatsapp thing with the extra large fonts.

4. The Pokecraze Girl

singtel-easy-mobile-girl_pokemonPokemon Go has been sweeping lots of women off their feet. And chances are if you’re a guy, your wife/girlfriend/daughter has hauled you along (or make you drive) for hours to hunt for Pokemons.

She goes for the cute ones (Clefairy, Jigglypuff and Squirtle) initially but becomes so evolved involved, she levels up in double quick time. She can even throw in curve balls for good measure.

And when she’s at the “gym”, you can be sure she’s giving her phone a good workout.

The best part is she will send non-stop streams of screenshots of her progress to all her friends to make them green with envy (or secretly want to poke her eyes out).

5. The Selfie Video Queen

singtel-easy-mobile-girl_bigoNot satisfied with posing for posting Snapchat / Instagram Stories and Facebook Live, the Selfie Video Queen is set to conquer Bigo Live – think of it like the Truman Show but on your handphone.

To earn extra beans, you will find the Selfie Video Queen (SVQ) doing time-consuming things on it for hours on end, like saying hello to the screen, waving to screen, capturing the occasional toilet flushing and saying thanks (while waving to screen like a real queen).

And when the next Big(o) thing comes along, the SVQ can say she’s bean there, done that.

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Don’t recognise yourself above (don’t bluff)? Truth is, most of us can’t live without our mobile phones these days but we all have different mobile needs.

So take a break from admiring Song Seung Heon’s abs or trying to snag that Snorlax by checking out which mobile plan should get your attention instead.

Like this Singtel Easy Mobile plan that lets you tweak your talk time, SMS and data bundle - exactly how you like it every month. You can zhng it as often as SVQ zhng her looks. Swee.

Even the HDB Auntie will approve. And tell the entire neighbourhood about it.

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This post helps fuel Mothership’s writers who consume a lot of mobile data coz we do a lot of research on K-dramas and Pokemons to write stories about K-dramas and Pokemons.