S'pore mom calls pastor to exorcise homosexual demon, son plays along, hilarity ensues

Pray the baluku away.

Nyi Nyi Thet | June 10, 2016, 10:28 AM

The recently concluded Pink Dot had its share of protesters, some might disapprove of the LGBT lifestyle, and some might even try to "pray the gay away".

Because according to a post on pro-LGBT Facebook page, GLBT Voices, that is purportedly what a mother did to her son.

Despite a certified psychiatrist advising the mother to accept her son for who he is, the mother decided to turn to a higher power.

The mother called on a "pastor or priest, whatever you call them" to help exorcise a homosexual demon that had apparently possessed the Facebook user.

For those who cannot view the post, here it is in full.

My mum saw my ‪#‎PinkDot‬ badge that I brought home over the weekend.

Hell break lose, and there is a quarrel and my mum demands me to seek treatment. She brought her phychiatrist friend back home on Monday to treat me. After a short private interview with the female psychiatrist, she told my mum to accept who I am.

Still not contented, she seek help from her pastor or priest, whatever u call them. He visited me in room with few assistant and claimed that I might be possessed by a homosexual demon (wtf? Srsly?)

They start to draw the blinds and whip out their book and start chanting and is this even legal to begin with?

And at one point, the priest held his hands on my head and shook my head vigorously and demand the demon to be gone (like Constantine style, no joke)

My blood was accumlating heat from all this nonsense, and that Constantine style was the straw that broke the camels back. Since we were probably on the wrong side of the law, I decided to play along with their games.

"NOOOoo!! I'm not leaving this poor boy's body" in a deeper tone voice. I growled as I tightened my fist and punch the priest mouth as hard as I could, and the priest flew to the corner of the room. And I immediately went into 'unconscious' state.

My mum hearing the commotion went into my room and found the priest in a corner of my room groaning in pain. They tried to wake me up and I conveniently woke up and act in a dazed, oblivious to what has happened.

I'm moving to my best friend place to stay for the time being, lol.

Paranormal Activities: Pink Dot.

 

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