May 27, 2016, 11:15 AM 
On a recent work trip to Paris, ad agency boss Jeff Cheong discovered he had a 90-minute window of free time on his hands.
What else to do but chiong through the world's largest museum, right?
And upon his return, Cheong, a self-professed ah beng, was so jet-lagged that he spent his Thursday night admiring the statues he snapped quick pictures of in the best way he knew how.
The result:
1.
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: Don't want lah / don't do that.
2.
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: Thank goodness it didn't happen to me!
3a.
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation:
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Clearer English translation: Still want to try that? I'll give you one tight slap!
4.
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: Why, God, why?
5.
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: Not much you can do about that now, is there? Look at the bigger picture!
6.
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Reaction: Uh oh...
7.
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: Owe money, pay money — a message commonly used by loanshark runners and Singaporeans whom you owe money to.
Alternative 1:
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: Why did you do that? / (expression of frustration)
Alternative 2:
Photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong
English translation: I already told you not to play, right, bloody kid?!
Cheong crowdsourced some of the captions from his friends, who offered suggestions for them in comments on his photos.
You can see all of them here:
Top photo by and courtesy of Jeff Cheong.
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