Newlywed shares 'reputable bridal shop' photographer's epically amateurish wedding photos

This is freaking hilarious.

Belmont Lay | April 11, 2016, 10:50 PM

Now that her wedding memories have officially been ruined, a newlywed in Singapore has turned to Facebook to share her epically amateurish wedding photos after crying over and wiping up spilt milk.

In a widely-shared Facebook post by Jaclyn Ying, the recently married woman said that she and her husband had signed on for a wedding package offered by a "pretty reputable bridal shop" in Singapore after reviewing some past photos by a photographer not of her choosing and thinking, "how bad it could possibly be?"

Lo and behold, not even in her wildest, hallucinatory dreams, of course.

According to Ying, the photos that came out and offered to her on the DVD after they were processed were "first-date-and-you-clog-the-toilet-with-your-pangsai bad" or " trust-a-fart-and-a-bit-of-poop-comes-out bad."

This "bao ka liao" wedding package deal is a cautionary tale for anyone who is going to get married and thinking of picking any bridal shop in the hopes all should go swimmingly well — because a bit of technology in the wrong hands is worse than... actually there is no reason why these photos are so bad but they just are.

Ying said she is seeking redress from the bridal shop.

Maybe they can help give the couple a free shoot and throw them another ceremony and recreate everything from scratch again.

Here are the epic photos:

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All photos from here:

So, what do you do when you finally receive your actual wedding day photos and find yourself sorely disappointed in...

Posted by Jaclyn Ying on Sunday, 10 April 2016

 

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