And honestly, we would like to because you (the ladies) make it look like such an experience we cannot afford to miss.

1. Feeling sexy when wearing sexy undergarments

Dudes wonder: Why would anyone feel more empowered or confident wearing something only they can see? Must be some great marketing done by the underwear companies. Dudes with hairy butts would look priceless though.

2. Under-boob sweat

Dudes wonder: Does it feel as icky as sweat between the butt cheeks?

3. Ease of crossing legs very easily and tightly

Dudes say: To be fair, women will never understand the feeling of having your man-nuts crushed between the thighs.

4. Queuing up for the toilet

Dudes say: Urinals are awesome. Not that awesome if the idiot next to you full blasts and you get splashed.

Do women really have to go to the toilet in pairs? Is that the reason for the queue? Wish we can hold hands together too.

5. The joy of receiving flowers

Dudes say: I'd rather receive some french fries. Yummy. Flowers just smell like ... vegetables.

6. The joy of ladies' night

Dudes wonder: Life's not fair.

7. The joy of group hugs

Dudes say: No. Just no. There's a socially acceptable amount of contact you're allowed to have with male friends, and a group hug lies way outside that boundary.

8. The heart-sinking feeling when you see someone wearing the same outfit

Dudes think: I think the other dude has awesome taste!

9. The feeling of someone buying you a drink/meal because they want to get in your pants

Dudes say: That would be the bomb, for the men to be chased, wined and dined. Who wouldn't like free food and drinks from someone who worships you?

10. And of course, there is childbirth

Dudes say: Thanks Mom! Childbirth is one of the greatest moments of the human condition. But no thanks, we'll pass.

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