10 ways you shouldn't celebrate Mother’s Day in S'pore

In other words, if you do any of this, you're doing it wrong.

Alden Tan| May 10, 01:45 PM

Why is Mother's Day important? Because it’s your mom, for goodness' sake! She has the toughest job in the world, which is taking care of you.

That's not a joke.

But the following ways of celebrating Mother's Day are... sadly, jokes to some.

 

1. Celebrate at McDonald's

A scrumptious 20-piece nuggets meal. Damn, that’s truly grand. I guess if you really want to spoil her you should upsize that meal, or go to Burger King.

 

2. Tell her you’re going to be a mom too. And you’re like, 16

Like, “Happy Mother’s Day, Ma! Guess what? I’m preggers! Next year, we can celebrate this day together like sisters!”

 

3. Only wish her on Facebook

Write on her wall and be done with it. When she asks, make sure you defend yourself to death that you did a good job.

 

4. Bring her to a Thai Disco

And introduce her to your Thai girlfriends. The ones you hang garlands on.

If you do this, you’re truly the Singaporean equivalent of Jackass.

 

5. Surprise her in the morning while she’s taking a dump

Like BAM! Kick that door down and shout “Surprise!”

Then take a picture, upload it and tag all your relatives.

Also, remember to remark that the toilet smelled really bad and that she should do something about it. “It” being her ass.

 

6. Ask for money

We all do that, but hey, of all days?!

 

7. Shout “YES!” loudly when she says it’s just another day and that it’s no big deal

Then go about your day, not giving a crap.

 

8. Tell her that the day doesn't count

Because you already spent enough time with her on her Birthday, Christmas, National Day, Earth Hour or whatever occasion you can think of.

 

9. Make “Your Momma” jokes all day

Which means you’re essentially alluding to your grandma. And that’s both weird and annoying.

 

10. Let her walk in on you watching porn

Well, I wouldn’t know why or how anyone would intentionally let this happen, even on a normal day.

 

Happy Mother's Day!

 

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