So it’s your last day of work and there’s no hearty farewell dinner or no heartfelt thank you cards.

And no one even cares that you are leaving in another 30 minutes.

Heartless moments like these call for extreme measures.

Here are some non-violent antics from our favourite wrestlers that you can use on your last day. Time to layeth the smacketh down on your cold-blooded boss.

1. Do the “Suck It”

Made famous by the wild-haired D-Generation X group, the Suck It is widely used and its effects vary. For instance, one can emulate the hotness of Anna Kendrick:

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Or look like you really mean it like how Sean Waltman, better known as X-Pac, does it:

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Or you can do it in a group – such fun.

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Whichever way, the message gets across quite clearly

2. Do the Paul Bearer

Nothing says “I see you on the other side” like the Undertaker’s manager, the late Paul Bearer. Slap on some ghastly makeup, tonnes of guyliner and place an urn on your evil boss’ desk. How’s that for a heart-stopping move? Finish off with the signature “ohhhh yesssss”.

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3. Spit it like Triple H

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Still stuck in a meeting on your last day? Well, your co-workers’ loss then. Take a sip of that ugly company-sponsored water disguised as a corporate gift and spit the water high up in the air like a geyser.

Top that off by pouring the remaining water over your head. You will definitely be out of that brain cells-sapping meeting in double quick time.

4. Rip it Hulk Hogan

For this high-risk manoeuvre, please remember to wear your old clothes and bring a new set because you are very likely to end up with tattered clothes.

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After the deed, cup your ears and listen to your colleagues’ gasps. Finish off by stroking your invisible Hulk Hogan moustache. Ladies are encouraged to perform this too (gender equality okay?) but do remember not to go topless – that’s a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. Wait, is that considered misogynous?

5. Because Stone Cold smashes beer cans and you should too

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Grab a six-pack and storm into your office with a devil-may-care attitude (preferably with a fresh crew cut and a Stone Cold 3:16 T-Shirt). Drench yourself with some Buds (preferably Tiger, support local okay?) and watch your soon-to-be-ex boss receives his comeuppance by drowning in said golden liquid.

Trust us, it is going to be an intoxicating and cathartic memory for you.

6. Dig it like Booker T

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Booker T’s famous theme song needs no introduction. In fact, you just need to repeat the first line over and over again. Crank it up to 11 and soon you will see your heartless colleagues digging for a hole to bury their heads. Yes, it is that irritating. Do remember to wear ear plugs though.

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7. It doesn’t matter to The Rock

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No burning of bridges is complete without The People’s Champion. The Rock is the doyen of destroying egos and laying the smackdown on foes is his business. Ask your boss – or jabroni, if you will - an innocent question (something like: how was lunch?) and before the answer can be vocalised, scream: “IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW YOUR LUNCH WAS!” And then run for the nearest exit.

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